Avotein Farms Limited is hiring a Sales Representative – Bio-Fertilizer

ABOUT US:

We make plants dance with joy. Our bio-fertilizer is brewed with avocado magic, minus the poop and drama. We’re on a mission to turn Uganda’s farms into green empires – sustainably, organically, and with a little sass.

PERKS:

• A decent salary (you won’t need to borrow from your neighbor)


• Commissions are juicier than ripe mangoes


• A chance to fight climate change without holding a placard


• Occasional free avocados (if you’re nice)

YOUR MISSION (should you accept it):

• Convert skeptical farmers into raving fans


• Spread the gospel of clean, green fertilizer


• Sell like your boda fuel depends on it


• Brag about ROl without being annoying T


• Online job search


• Tell our story like it’s a Nollywood drama (but with more happy endings and compost)

WE’RE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO:

• Can convince a chicken to buy a bio-fertilizer even though it doesn’t farm


• Has charm, wit, and a borderline dangerous amount of confidence


• Can sell sugar to a sugarcane farmer


• Has energy levels higher than Kampala traffic at 5 PM


• Knows how to explain science in the local dialect and dance if needed


• Has a motorbike or legs with superpowers


• Can survive in mud, sun, and WhatsApp group chats

TO APPLY:

Send your CV and a short voice note to hani@avoteinfarms.earth

selling cow dung to someone who doesn’t own cows. If you can do that, you can sell anything.